Oldest Island Boy: "Mom, I saw a special about lions and it looks like it would be cool to be a lion"

Sandcastle Momma: "Why do you think it would be cool to be a lion?"

Oldest Island Boy: "Well they have sex for fun and then just run off - they don't have to take care of their babies at all"

Sandcastle Momma: Gasp! "We're having a lesson on lions in school tomorrow. Now go to bed and no more Animal Planet for you tonight"

Tomorrow I'm going to have to do some serious educating that boy because little does he know - lions and some men are a lot alike and I want to make sure he doesn't grow up to be like the
lions LOL Geez, that Animal Planet is sending out some really mixed messages!