I Can't Believe He Said That

We were looking at some pictures tonight and I said "I look as big as a house in that picture!"

He looked at me and said "Well you are"

As I sat staring at him with my mouth hanging open he said "I'm just kidding honey, you're only as big as a motor home"

He claims to be joking but I'm not buying it.

I'll let you know when the funeral is.