Thursday, May 20, 2010

Teresa Update

My Dad called and said he had something to tell me.

According to him my name really is Teresa and I really did go to high school in Meridian.

He says that after high school there was an accident and I suffered amnesia.

They thought it would be easier for me to just have a new identity so we moved to Florida and they changed my name.


I thought about that for a minute and then asked "Well how did I get from a size 2 to a size me then?"

He says that we ate veggies in Meridian but that when we moved to the beach I started eating shrimp and fried mullet and that's how I got to be a little (ok, a lot) bigger than a size 2.

Well I'll be.

I need to go find that woman and apologize - it turns out that I'm Teresa after all!
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