My Dad called and said he had something to tell me.
According to him my name really is Teresa and I really did go to high school in Meridian.
He says that after high school there was an accident and I suffered amnesia.
They thought it would be easier for me to just have a new identity so we moved to Florida and they changed my name.
I thought about that for a minute and then asked "Well how did I get from a size 2 to a size me then?"
He says that we ate veggies in Meridian but that when we moved to the beach I started eating shrimp and fried mullet and that's how I got to be a little (ok, a lot) bigger than a size 2.
Well I'll be.
I need to go find that woman and apologize - it turns out that I'm Teresa after all!