I went to bed Saturday night after having looked at this potential track for Isaac, feeling pretty sure he was coming to town.
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Little did I know that 40 miles down the road my cousins had already taken care of the situation.
By performing the "Banana Sacrifice Ceremony"
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Local bananas are cut - they have to be local - no grocery store bananas for this.
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Crazy people are given knives, alcohol and banana leaves...
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A ceremonial Indian dance is performed...
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And then everyone walks out onto the dock and throw the bananas in the water.
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While this may seem nuts the projected path for Isaac today looks like this.
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I wonder which is the more powerful deterrent - the Indian ceremony or the pure crazy at the end of the dock?
Seeing as how these are my blood relatives, I'm going with the Indian theory.Labels: Done