By definition the
international word for distress is Mayday.
Well, that seemed to be
the word of the day for the ENTIRE month of May.
We started the month off
with the refrigerator breaking. And because the fridge is seventeen years
old, the part needed to fix it couldn't be found.
We lived out of coolers
for almost a week while calling every appliance part store known to man
trying to find the part we needed.
Once we realized there was
no fixing ours we were off to buy a new one – which was a shocking
experience. Obviously it's been a long time since I've bought a
fridge and I had no idea they cost as much as a small car.
Not long after, I sent the
Oldest Island Boy out to mow the grass and the lawnmower died. He and
the Island King worked on it for quite a while but it too was beyond
While they were working on
the lawn mower, the Youngest and I went to Chick-Fil-A to get dinner
and as soon as we pulled away from the drive-through steam starting
pouring out from under the hood.
We called the Island King
and he showed up, added some water and limped the truck home. One of
the hoses had broken and needed to be replaced.
A few days later the
kitchen sink backed up and no matter what he did the Island King
couldn't get it unclogged.
We've had a LOT of
plumbing problems in this house so we added an access panel on the
outside of the kitchen wall so the Island King can get to it.
Of course the clog
couldn't be resolved so until a plumber can come he left the cap off
the pipe and now my kitchen sink drains into the side yard.
After all of that I
decided we needed a great day on the water so we loaded the boat with
kids, food and a ton of stuff and left the dock on Sunday, headed for
Our plan was to take the
boat to the beach, spend the day playing in the water and then watch
the Memorial Day fireworks before coming home that night.
We launched the boat, left
the dock and just as we came out of the bayou the steering cable on
the boat broke.
We made it to shallow
water near the fishing pier and dropped the anchor.
The cable is toast and we
knew we were going to have to call Sea Tow to take us back to the
But, being one of the
busiest boat days of the season, Sea Tow was busy so we were going to
have to wait a while.
We were anchored down the
street from our house so the kids bailed and the Island King and I
sat there, “enjoying” our day in the boat.
When Sea Tow showed up they towed us back to the boat ramp and we pulled the boat and headed
We were sitting in the
back yard and the Island King told me that he felt like grilling
something so we decided to have a BBQ instead of a boat night.
Sadly, our grill is really
old and he's been limping it along for some time now and when we
opened the lid, the bottom of the grill literally fell out.
We just sat there looking
at each other and the Youngest walked out long enough to tell me that
it seems statistically impossible for all of these things to have
broken in one month's time.
Yes it does but we're
talking about me and I'm pretty sure Murphy had me in mind when he
made his “everything that can go wrong will” law.
We ended up grilling over
our fire pit so at least we had a great dinner.
I heard this song on the
way to the store yesterday and I'm pretty sure he's talking about us.