We ran into Elmo the other night at the Departure concert and as soon as we saw him the Island King told me he had to shake his hand.
Did you know that Elmo travels with a body guard?
His guard is a woman and she is one of the most bad-a$$ looking women I have ever laid eyes on.
The kind of woman even big, bad-a$$ men don't want to mess with.
We had to ask her permission for a photo with Elmo and she was real nice about it.
She smiled and stepped aside so we could take the picture, then she stepped right back up to Elmo and went back into "Don't Mess With Elmo" mode.
I had no idea Elmo needed that kind of protection.